PAPARAZZI IN A BOX

I took a stroll about an hour ago and walked past a novelty store which has interesting items on display in the window. Where back on June 3rd I reported seeing a Sigmund Freud action figure, tonight I saw something every bit as bizarre... "Paparazzi". Through the box's cellophane window were 8 or 9 riff-raffy-looking paparazzi action figures; in various obnoxious poses. Admittedly I looked around for a Sean Penn action figure -- in a 'bust-up' pose. There weren't any. Maybe it's something you have to mail away for. (Include "paparazzi" box top and 25 cents.)

TRAGIC, REALLY

See if you can outdo me here...

I was cleaning up last week, looking for some important paper files, when I came across a box full of odds and ends of bills, receipts and that sort of thing. There before my eyes was this:

Amex Bank of Canada
Listing of Charges and Credits -- Shoes... ($)57.49
Total -- ($)57.49
Billing Date -- 04/11/92

... get the joke?

See if you can beat that! (Yes, I know I might just qualify as a loser.)

PLAYING STUPID - ONE

Okay, so I am not as pop-culturally literate as some of you might think -- if you did at all -- and here is the evidence. Yesterday as I slid around on the Internet I was jolted twice by the realization that I am not 'with it': There was a poll on cnn.com which asked 'do you think Michael Vick should be allowed to return to the NFL?'. Even with the "NFL" prompt I still blurted "who's Michael Vick?". Next... I kept seeing headlines about some television series, by the name of Mad Men, coming back. I did not know what Mad Men was, nor that it had even left.

I still don't; no, I did not go to Wikipedia to read up. The joke is better that way.


(I titled this posting with the add-on "One", fully expecting there could be more.)

PERRY RHODAN

One property which could be considered for a movie remake is Perry Rhodan, a literary spaceman who first hit the bookshelves in West Germany back in 1961 and then appeared on that country's big screens in 1967 in the feature film Perry Rhodan - SOS aus dem Weltall (or Mission Stardust, or ...4 ...3 ...2 ...1... morte).

Like Barbarella, Perry Rhodan is an art directors' dream.

BARBARELLA 2000 SOMETHING

Italian super-producer Dino De Laurentiis has decided to go ahead and start pre-production on a remake of his own 1968 film Barbarella. This project has been in the works for a while -- filmmaker Robert Rodriguez had been slated to direct for Universal Studios -- but De Laurentiis has taken over the property and is shopping around for complete financing.

While the 41 year-old film, which starred intersteller hottie Jane Fonda, would be considered more a cult item, there appears to be a need for a new version. Trivia: Barbarella was rereleased to theatres not long after Star Wars became a hot item in the spring and summer of 1977. Like a lot of folk, when I saw the tv spots for Barbarella, I thought it was a new film, made to cash in on Star Wars.

December 1976; yes, I saw the same producer's remake of the classic 1933 film King Kong. With great fanfare, De Laurentiis, with his usual aplomb, made sure every living thing new that he was going ahead with his take on the big ape -- making a film which was derided by many but seen by more than a few. (His King Kong ran for a month at my local small-town cinema; it had a plum spot in the biggest house.)

While King Kong 1976 became a victim of its own pre-publicity (we knew when Jessica Lange was cast, we knew when the full sized mechanical ape was transported across the U.S., and we knew when the production shot around the World Trade Center towers) by under-performing a little considering what kind of money was at stake. But we saw Dino De Laurentiis' name emblazoned on the movie posters... his name was as familiar at that time as super-producer Irwin Allen's. It was the end of the era of real movie showmen.

What this means for the new Barbarella is anybody's guess. But we will know everything about it before it even hits the screens -- which is par for the course, these days.

UFO ON BIG SCREEN

Star Hollywood executive Robert Evans had been walking around with the feature film rights to the old British TV series UFO. His company has decided to "green-light" the production with veteran visual effects supervisor Matthew Gratzner as director.

By the sounds of it the producers are staying faithful to the original series' concept -- smart move! The original show is outstanding. And better than the Sci-Fi crap on television these days. (I saw a handful of episodes again a few years ago. While obviously dated, it still stands up as grand entertainment; with a brain.)

I mentioned in a previous posting that back in September of 1970, my family and I sat down in front of the tube to watch the premiere of UFO on the CTV network. We rarely missed an episode. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the show, it was very dark at times... but "good dark", not just for the sake of being so.


Variety story on the new planned feature film of UFO...
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118006352.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

GREAT PICTURE

The New York Daily News recently ran this great photo of a "jumping" Great White shark.

Give me open water, a little rubber (vinyl) dingy, and a plastic baseball bat -- and I'll take care of 'im!

TORONTO PUBLIC LIBRARY BOOKMOBILE

While perhaps not as cool as the Batmobile from the 1960s TV series Batman, the Toronto Public Library's "Bookmobile" might not be far behind. As some people do not have easy access to any TPL branches, this vehicle provides yeoman service in bringing material to them. (There are 32 stop locations which the magic machine visits regularly.)

The Toronto Public Library system is nothing short of wonderful and underutilized by the city's population as a whole. Even with the Internet and all it's well-known qualities there's... nothing like a good book!

RODAN WAS ON CBC

As I was very busy last evening with too much to do, I figured I would stay up to 1am to catch the CBC's showing of the monster classic, Rodan.

Unfortunately, I never made it. Too bad as that would have been the most fun I've had at that time in the morning in a while... and without laughing.

OF CRITICS, BATTLESTAR, AND SYFY

Get this: The "Television Critics Association" has awarded the 2009 grand prize to Battlestar Galactica. All I can add is this group's standards are pretty low, considering they are already rating an arena made for limbo dancing.

Battlestar Galactica is listed as playing on "Syfy". What, as in syphilis? For some reason I don't think most fans of that show risk contracting a venereal disease.

The story...
http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/tv/2009/08/02/10340606-sun.html