Sunday, May 12, 2013

THE BRUINS OF HISTORY (?)

The Boston Bruins were beaten by the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight, 2 - 1. What the heck is going on with the Bruins? Not only did they lose the game tonight, but, for the first time in over fifty years, they lost on Leafs ice during the playoffs.

Boston held a 3 - 1 series lead (out of a best-of-seven). All they had to do was win one game, just one, before Toronto won three. The series is now tied at three wins each.

So I guess what we're looking at is me in a bad mood come this time tomorrow night (I heard that the final game is Monday).

Should Toronto dispatch Boston, you really don't want to read my next few blog postings... just kidding, it's only a game. (I'll keep telling myself that as I try to fall asleep tonight; hmm, if I'm smart I'll pull out the Lorazepam tomorrow evening, just in case....)

THE GOODWIN SANDS

This past Monday I wrote (here) about the RAF Museum in Hendon working on raising a WW2 Dornier Do 17 Bomber that had ditched in the sea after being shot down. I read further on the subject and found out that the German aircraft is in fact resting, inverted, on the "Goodwin Sands".

Goodwin Sands, located about four sea miles off the east coast of Kent, England, is a famous shipwreck park and it's held this status for centuries, tricking, often by snapping into high tide mode and disappearing below the water's surface, many a sailor to a premature death.

It has been estimated that over two-thousand ships have been decommissioned by navigating in error -- or uncontrollably during a storm or strong wind -- over this "ship swallower".

One famous incident, from November of 1954, happened when the South Goodwin light vessel broke from her anchor chain during a severe storm, travelled about six miles and ended up on her side in the sands. All seven of her crew perished.

In geographical terms the sands, broken only by a deep gully, called the Kellet Gut, measure about twelve miles north-south and more than two miles at their widest point. Always in flux, as though a pair of giant hands is kneading, they shape-shift constantly -- more radically during big storms. All this moving about occasionally reveals a long lost shipwreck, perhaps a few pieces of wood, only to disappear again into the sands of time.

Years ago I read a quote from a letter written by a sailor who witnessed events during the terrible storm (which sent four ships of the line to the sands) of November 26-27, 1703...

"These ships fired their guns all night and day long, poor souls, for help, but the storm being too fierce and raging, could have none to save them. The ship called the Shrewsberry that we are in, broke two anchors, and did run mighty fierce backwards, within sixty or eighty yards of the sands, and as God Almighty would have it, we flung our sheet anchor down, which is the biggest, and so stopped.... To see Admiral Beaumont that was next to us, and all the rest of his men, how they climbed up the main mast, hundreds at a time crying out for help, and thinking to save their lives, and in a twinkling of an eye were drowned.... I have not had my clothes off, nor a wink of sleep these four nights...."


Goodwin Sands reveals its crests by rising one or two metres above sea level during low tide. As a matter of fact you can play a quick game of cricket, just make sure you wrap 'er up before the beaches submerge again.

(I guess this precludes certain famous rivalries from partaking in any matches in this venue.)



Wikipedia on Goodwin Sands...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodwin_Sands

Saturday, May 11, 2013

THIS JOKER IS A JOKE

While working away at home last evening I made a point to go online to check the score between the Boston Bruins and the Toronto Maple Leafs: "Toronto 2 - Boston 0" in the third period. Knowing that I predicted in my posting yesterday (GO LEAFS! TO THE GOLF COURSE!) the final score of "Boston 3 - Toronto 2", and that there was still about half of the third period to go in the game, I thought, "no prob... the Bruins will come back with three goals... therefore, 'Boston 3 - Toronto 2' ".

After I realized the game must have been pretty well done, late last night I checked the final score: "Toronto 2 - Boston 1"

Congrats to the Maple Leafs for winning the game, and for making me look like the cheapjack, two-bit, run-down-motel-bar-dwelling fool that I am.

Tomorrow, Sunday, May 12th, the Leafs host the Bruins at the ACC (Air Canada Centre). Here we go: "Boston 5 - Toronto 3"

"Hey, Mac... pour me another... I might really need this one...."

Friday, May 10, 2013

THE JOKER IS WILD

I took a break this evening and watched an episode of the 1966-68 Batman television series: "The Joker is Wild", from January 26th, 1966, is the first episode to feature "the Crown Prince of Crime" -- actually, it is part one of a two-parter (all stories in the show's first year were aired weekly in two half-hour installments). Part two is called "Batman is Riled". Cute, eh?

Anyway, while "The Joker is Wild" has no lack of funny moments, my single favourite would be from a few minutes in: Joker is pitcher in a friendly game of prison softball when he suddenly ejects and escapes from the grounds by way of a giant coiled spring (still frame above); a couple of scenes later Commissioner Gordon picks a report up from his desk, looks it over, and as he walks it over to Batman he says...

"A gigantic coil spring secretly fashioned in the prison machine shop."

GO, LEAFS! TO THE GOLF COURSE!

Recognize that venue in the photo? Doesn't look like the ACC, now does it? The ice looks kinda green.

Well, research has shown that historically (the last 46 years; "ouch") you guys are a better match with a golf course than an ice hockey rink.

Tonight is your last game of 2012-2013  -- admittedly, and as many sports writers predicted, you made the playoffs this year with more than a little help from the truncated season -- so sage advice would be to prep your caddies, give them the heads-up, in case they do not know, and prepare for tomorrow.


(In case I'm wrong in my bold prediction that the Toronto Maple Leafs will be eliminated by the Bruins in Boston tonight, I will accept defeat, and promise to maintain this posting even if it dares to reveal that even I can be wrong sometimes. I will get bolder: Bruins 3 - Leafs 2.)

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

ALERT! - ALL DECKS!


I'm working here at home on the computer when a klaxon sounds, indicating that an email arrived with contents of the utmost importance and urgency...

"It's Gary Mitchell."


So, the Khan issue was something of grand deceit. At any rate, I still do not have any desire to see Star Trek Into Darkness, even though "Gary Mitchell" (played to confident perfection by Gary Lockwood) was a great character from Star Trek's second pilot episode, "Where No Man Has Gone Before".

THE TORONTO SUN IS A PIECE OF WORK

This morning I saw a news headline about StatsCan releasing 2011 Census data regarding details on the 'makeup' of Canada today. The first thing that popped into my little mind was to, no surprise, go to the Toronto Sun's website: There it was, featured prominently. I was not surprised at all by the wording in the Toronto Sun's article on the subject.

I went to the other three Toronto dailies' respective websites to compare how they all articulated this news. (I'm not even suggesting that the Sun is in the same league as the others.)

See if you can spot which 'opening' -- the first paragraph -- is from the Toronto Sun...

1. "Sustained levels of immigration over the past two decades have literally changed the face of Canada."

2. "The Greater Toronto region is growing more diverse as immigration brings changes to religious practices, languages and the faces of its residents."

3. "For the first time since Confederation, you can pick any five people at random in Canada and at least one of them won't be white."

4. "The debut of Canada’s controversial census replacement survey shows there are more foreign-born people in the country than ever before, at a proportion not seen in almost a century."


Now that I've finished pasting-in the above quotes, I feel this is just too easy. The correct answer will be posted in the first 'comment' to this posting.

Is it possible the Toronto Sun and its faithful readers are racist and prejudiced? (Supply and demand.)


RAY HARRYHAUSEN (1920 - 2013)


Late last night I decided to do a quick run around on the news-pages. One thing that caught my eye were the blurbs on legendary stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen. Here we go...

When I get more time I will write an overview of Harryhausen and his art's effect on this fan. Okay; The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, It Came From Beneath the Sea, Mysterious IslandFirst Men in the Moon, Jason and the Argonauts ("Bravo!")....

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As it turns out, I have written postings, in whole or in part, on Ray Harryhausen a few times in this blog...

JOHN LANDIS ON RAY HARRYHAUSEN
June 24, 2010
energize

CLASH OF THE TITANS - ROSENTHAL
April 1, 2010
energize

CHARLES H. SCHNEER (1920 - 2009)
January 27, 2009
energize

NO MOMI NO MORE
August 30, 2007
energize

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Wikipedia entry on Ray Harryhausen...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Harryhausen

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

STAR REK: KHAN THUNK!


Today the news passed between my friends and I that the mystery villain in the upcoming movie Star Trek Into Darkness is... Khan. The general reaction has been: "Oh no."

One friend said, "Laaaazy!!!". Another, "Crap. I won't rush to see it..."

Me: "I don't really care, since I had no plans to see it anyway. Besides, I downloaded Attack of the Crab Monsters..."

R-7 ROCKET LAUNCHES

My blog postings on the Soviet/Russian space program get consistently high hit counts. I've blogged about my single favourite rocket booster, the R-7, in the past (here) and I figure I should make the pickin's even better for my welcome visitors: Here is a nice assemblage of R-7 "blast-off" footage, put together by Youtube user "Mr. Dan Beaumont", a very welcome uploader of extra-excellent 'space' material to the cosmic screening machine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu54YlzWzIc