Sunday, November 29, 2009

MAPLE LEAFS HAVE A PSYCHOLOGIST

As reported by the Toronto Star (a real newspaper in Toronto) the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team has a psychologist...
http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/mapleleafs/article/732231--maple-leafs-in-a-winning-state-of-mind?bn=1#article

... good, now she can get them mentally prepared for the fact that they will be missing the playoffs this year. (So that will make it, what, five years in a row?)

TTC BAD - TORONTO SUN GOOD

Further to a commenter's point to my previous posting (UNDERGROUND SUICIDES), here is a veiled attack on the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) by the bastion of intelligent journalism, the Toronto Sun...
http://www.torontosun.com/comment/editorial/2009/11/29/11967901-sun.html

... they are allowed to have an opinion, but I doubt the Toronto Sun editorial board has any interest in the TTC.

Friday, November 27, 2009

UNDERGROUND SUICIDES

People deciding to end their lives by jumping into the path of an oncoming subway train happens a lot more than some might think. While understandably it makes perfect sense not to continually publicize the fact every time this happens, you would think that the data would be readily available. Apparently not according to this bit in today's issue of the Toronto Sun...
http://torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2009/11/27/11946726-sun.html

... It is no surprise that I see the humour in every story; in this case one which reminds me of that episode of All in the Family where Archie Bunker arrives home late because someone decided to end their life by jumping in front of a New York subway train. (This was not the plot of the episode.)

Archie signs off on the whole subject by adding: "Why couldn't he have waited? Why did he have to pick the rush hour?"

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

VINTAGE REVIEW FOR STARSHIP INVASIONS

In the spring of 1977 -- April to be exact -- I visited Toronto with a friend. Our mission, which we did accept, was to tour OECA (Ontario Educational Communications Authority; now TVOntario).

My friend and I took a break and visited a shop downtown which happened to have a magazine rack, loaded with a good spread of material. One particular magazine caught my eye as on the front was a full-sized photo from Star Wars, a movie that I had just heard of a few weeks before. I bought it.

On the bus ride home I scanned this sweet new magazine; specifically, issue 7 of 'Starlog'. In addition to a run-down on Star Wars were bits and bites on various other science fiction and fantasy movies, one of which was an interesting-sounding film, shot here in Canada, by the name of Alien Encounter. I can still picture the picture affixed to the blurb: Tiiu Leek and Christopher Lee. "Christopher Lee?" The text said something about Encounter being a throwback to 50s sci-fi flicks, but with the advantage of colour photography.

A few months later, Starship Invasions, its new name, was released to a theatre near you. Considering that Star Wars hit the screens a few months earlier and had set the bar for what is expected from "space movies", Starship was fun, with some impressive visual effects. I really dug the effect of a flying saucer crashing at high speed into the First Canadian Place tower (now BMO).

A few weeks after this a friend threw down a copy of Cinema Canada Magazine onto the table where I was seated, specifically opened at the page where Starship Invasions had been reviewed. I reviewed the article and thought it was an honest summation.

Well, dear readers, for those of you who care, for your reading enjoyment above is a photocopy I made years ago of the story in question. (I found it while looking for work-related stuff a couple of weeks ago. Cripes, I have a veritable Library of Congress here at home; looks like the attic at that establishment.)


* By the way, the budget figure of one million dollars as itemized in the review is incorrect. (In addition, Douglas Trumbull supervised the visual effects for Close Encounters of the Third Kind, not Star Wars. The reviewer meant John Dykstra.) Someone who worked as a higher-up on Starship Invasions told me that it cost just under two million to produce. Someone else told me that one pet name used by the crew during production was "Alien Turkey". On that note, Happy Thanksgiving to our dear neighbours to the south.

MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA

Speaking of propaganda (see SOBERING QUOTE 2, below), here is an interesting piece by Globe and Mail columnist Jeffrey Simpson...
http://theglobeandmail.com/news/opinions/and-the-conservative-spin-machine-spins-on/article1372201

... he is right. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper (*) is about as transparent as they come.

Yes propaganda is everywhere, including this column, but some is more dangerous that others. Ahhh, yes, if only I could be described as "dangerous"... to sanity perhaps.

Did you hear about those two Canadian Conservative MPs who recently made mean comments about women and the unemployed? There's that word again: Transparency.


* Fine, upstanding member of the Conservative Party of Canada.

(Caption for Stephen Harper/Cat photo above: "I'll bet you the cat's a lot smarter, and has a lot more class. In addition, the cat does not claim to be anything else than what it is... a cat.")

Post script: While doing a quick proof of the above I noticed that the cat looks pissed-off. Is it thinking "get your hands off me, creep"? Or is it just classier, showing its annoyance with us honestly, without a plastered-on phony smile?

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

ESP?

Every few months I do a little blog maintenance: Came across this posting of mine from June 27th...
http://barrysmight.blogspot.com/2009/06/new-leafs-again.html

... maybe I am gifted. No? Which begs the question, why do I never play the lotteries?

How 'bout those Maple Leafs, eh? (Not difficult to predict... lottery numbers might be harder.)

I think I saw Leaf forward Jason Blake in a Second Cup (coffee shop) a few weeks ago, and I considered buying him a large double-double. It was, after all, game day.

SOBERING QUOTE 2

"The essence of propaganda consists of winning people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally, that in the end they succumb to it utterly and can never escape from it."

- Joseph Goebbels


* No one ever said Goebbels was stupid. Just watch Fox News!

SOBERING QUOTE 1

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free."

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


* A searing thruth for our world today. If not, watch Fox News!

Monday, November 23, 2009

BARRY ON 666

After posting the previous entry below, I noticed on my account counter that this would be "number 666". The number of this beast.

Cue the song "Ave Satani":

"sanguis bibimus
corpus edimus,
all right
Barry Smight... "

Yes, from 1976's insta-classic, The Omen.

NEEDED: ONE TONNE DOORKNOB REPELLENT

An hour ago I took a break and watched a documentary on TVO by the name of Battlefield Mysteries: Siege of Malta. Hosted by the respected Canadian military historian Norm Christie, the hour-long program covered the Axis (German) aerial bombardment of the island of Malta during WW2. It is quite the story.

My problem with the program was the poor use of historical/archive footage. It looked to me as though no researchers were involved -- at least none worth anything. Case study: A British pilot interviewed recently on the airstrip used by the Allies in Malta talks of the German aircraft flying over the island. At one point he says, "then the (Junkers) 88s came in". We, the viewers, are treated to a Heinkel 111, a very different aircraft. At another point in the show the voice-over speaks of Hawker Hurricanes (fighter planes) having to defend the island in the early days. What do we see?... a Spitfire. This gets confusing to the observant viewer, especially when the Spitfires finally do get called to the island defences. The viewer must think, "isn't that a Hurricane?".

Absolutely inept. The producing company -- here in Toronto, big surprise -- is called Breakthrough Entertainment. The real breakthrough would be them doing their jobs properly.

Mr. Woods, I need a shipment of your patented "Doorknob Repellent". As I leave this town I am going to go crazy, spraying every small-potatoes 'production company'.


(Illustration above: Junkers 88 armed with 4 x 250 kg "Doorknob Repellent" bombs.)