ECONOMIC NEWS

I did my usual routine when I got up a few minutes ago: Got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Turned on the computer, http://www.msnbc.com/ came up, and on the bottom right part of the monitor screen was the headline, "More economists are forecasting a recession". Suddenly, the whole page started to go south. At first I was confused then quickly realized one of those really big ads was growing from the top part of my screen.

The ad was for "Cadillac".

There's a joke in there somewhere.

The more important of the two news items...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24228456/