I heard a few days ago that the Toronto Maple Leafs ice hockey assemblage has appointed a new "captain". (There is a "C" on a player's jersey.)
My question is, "what exactly is he the captain of?" (Quick answer: The new Leaf's golf team. He's gotta pick a course that is easy. And one with just two holes. His choice of refreshments will be a jug of pink lemonade... from canned concentrate... 'no name' brand... past expiry date. But they'll forget the can opener. And yet again, folks, that team will show up unprepared.)
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