Tuesday, April 27, 2010

THE DISORDERLY ALIENS

According to Brit physicist Stephen Hawking, we should not necessarily be enthusiastic about meeting any genuine alien space people. They may be nomads looking to conquer our lovely little planet and enslave us.

I have two answers...

1. Arm everybody with "Phaser 2". And don't forget to include five extra power packs, each.

2. Keep on polluting the Earth ("Sol 3" to the aliens)... they won't want to settle here. That's right; smoke 'em out! That way, we'll get to keep our land.

2 comments:

Jon said...

Having exhausted all avenues of mathematical and astrophysical endeavor, Professor Hawking is now left with nothing to do but to state the bleeding obvious.

Barry Smight said...

Do you mean we could be invaded by interstellar nasties?!