Monday, June 24, 2013

THE TORONTO SUN CHANGES NOTHING

"Directed by Jules White"

Now here's a series of internal moves that will increase quality at the Toronto Sun 'newspaper'...

* Toronto City Hall columnist Sue-Ann Levy is moving to Queen’s Park to "write on provincial politics from Toronto’s perspective". (Thank you.)

* Queen’s Park columnist Christina Blizzard, who will up-convert to Senior Ontario Writer for the Toronto Sun and Sun Media, "where she’ll be the voice for the little guy not only in our city but for all of the province". (Thank you, thank you.)

* 'Columnist' Mike Strobel is moving (without a bicycle, I'm guessing) to City Hall "where he’ll delight our readers by skewering local politicians as only he can..." (He'll "delight" your average dim-witted Sun-lover, all right; no argument from me.)


It's an overused saying, I know...

"That's akin to rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic." (What? The R.M.S. Titanic was an ocean liner. I think you meant to say "on a dugout... dug right through".)

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