It had to happen, sooner or later: I've had a G-mail account for a few years and the amount of 'dodgy' emails received has been next to nil. When I checked my in-box today there it was: An advert for an "enlargement".
Could it be for?...
* My superior intellect? No, this obvious attribute indicates a larger-than-usual brain.
* Money? There is a substantial amount of cash in my bank account. (Over ten dollars.)